Hee Haw Raffle

Hee Haw Raffle

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Raffle tickets are only $10 and are on sale now.

You don't need to be present to win, but it's a lot more fun if you are.

Get Culture-fied Package

Get Culture-fied Package

With a hey diddle diddle and a do-si-do, grab your partner and take in a show. Seven amazing shows, that is! This package includes:• Two tickets to The Catastrophic Theatre's world premiere American Falls.• Two tickets to any show in Stages Repertory Theatre's 2012 season.• Two tickets to Theatre Under the Stars' Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. • Gift certificate towards Houston Grand Opera tickets.• Four tickets to SPA's opening night performance of Fela!.• Two orchestra seats for Houston Ballet's Made in America.• Ten (!) tickets to the Alley Theatre, a behind-the-scenes tour, and use of the Alley Theatre boardroom for a private party.

Catastrophic tickets $80; Stages tickets: $72; TUTS tickets: $148; Houston Grand Opera gift certificate: $120; SPA tickets: $166; Houston Ballet: $296; Alley Theatre tickets, tour, and boardroom rental: $1035

TOTAL MARKET VALUE: $1917

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Healthy Hillbilly Package

Healthy Hillbilly Package

Ditch those pork rinds and fried twinkies for some wonderful fresh juice from Juice Girl. Next, get into shape with Pilates sessions from Pilates Houston (five private sessions!) and 3 personal training sessions with Catastrophic company member and bad-ass personal trainer, Karina Pal Montaño-Bowers, personal trainer to Catastrophic favorites Tamarie Cooper and Kyle Sturdivant. Work out with Tamarie and Kyle as Karina whips them into shape. Experience tons of sweat and lots of laughter. With your rockin’ new bod, you'll wanna rock a new 'do as well. Let the hairstyling wizards at Cutloose tame your tresses with a haircut and style. Let's not forget that smile. You'll have the pearliest whites this side of the Pecos after your cosmetic teeth whitening package from Dentiq.

Cutloose haircut, style, and products: $145; Catastrophic Boot Camp with Karina: $108; Dentiq cosmetic teeth whitening package: $1250 (plus $2500 in discounts for additional services); Juice Girl gift certificate: $25 • Five private sessions at Pilates Houston: $325

TOTAL MARKET VALUE: $1853

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Artsy-Fartsy Package

Artsy-Fartsy Package

Go from ordinary yokel to art aficionado in no time. To start, enjoy your new membership to DiverseWorks. You'll love your new Contemporary Arts Museum Houston catalogues and Studio Level membership. And no art lover should be without the stunning Texas Artists Today. This 260-page art anthology is the brainchild of PaperCity fine arts editor, and Hee Haw Hootenanny co-chair, Catherine Anspon. And now that you've got the book, join its author and a special guest artist to swap stories over lunch. And of course, we have to include some art! Time to redecorate your hillbilly homestead with fabulous works by Lindsay Taylor Munoz and Ron Gordon.

DiverseWorks membership: $140; Texas Artists Today limited edition book: $150; Lunch with Catherine Anspon and featured artists: $75; CAMH membership & catalogues: $300; Artwork by Lindsay Taylor Munoz: $125; Painting by Ron Gordon: $600

TOTAL MARKET VALUE: $1390

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City Slicker Package

City Slicker Package

Every country bumpkin should take a trip to the big city now and again. Houston's very own CityCentre has much to offer any soon to be city slicker. Catch a flick at Studio Movie Grill with your two VIP movie passes, then check in for a luxurious overnight stay at the Hotel Sorella. Wake up to Sunday Jazz Brunch for two at Bistro Alex then complete your weekend with a shopping trip to Olive & Vine for some artisanal olive oil to enjoy at home with this fabulous 2009 bottle of Retrospect Meritage Reserve from The Tasting Room.

Studio Movie Grill VIP tickets: $40; Hotel Sorella + Brunch at Bistro Alex: $400; Olive & Vine gift certificate: $25; Retrospect Meritage Reserve from The Tasting Room: $45

TOTAL MARKET VALUE: $510

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Doomsday Superstar Package

Doomsday Superstar Package

Just like Dolly Parton and Loretta Lynn we'll turn one of you lucky hillbillies into a STAR. Be the envy of all your friends when you win this walk-on role in Catastrophic Theatre's upcoming production, Tamarie Cooper's DOOMSDAY REVUE (The Greatest Musical Ever!), plus four complimentary tickets for your adoring fans and souvenir t-shirts for all! After the show, celebrate your big debut with a gift certificate to The Grand Prize Bar. Then relive your star turn at Sunday Brunch with cast members from the Doomsday Revue. We're thinking Tex-Mex and margaritas!

Doomsday tickets: $80; T-shirts: $60; walk-on role: $Priceless • Brunch with Doomsdayers (you and a guest): $60; Grand Prize Bar gift certificate: $50

TOTAL MARKET VALUE: $PRICELESS

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Get Yer Drink On Package

Get Yer Drink On Package

Moonshine pipeline busted by the Feds? No worries! As the winner of this package, you'll have plenty of hooch on hand. Fancy hooch, at that! Party with your posse or save it all for yourself! Enjoy two cases direct from Laetitia Vineyard and Winery, home of some of California's highest quality, sustainably produced wines; two cases of beer from our beloved sponsor and local favorite, Saint Arnold Brewery; and the Pura Vida Tequila collection: a custom wooden box signed by Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top and filled with each of Pura Vida's special tequilas.

Laetitia Wine: $435; Saint Arnold Beer: $60; Pura Vida Tequila package: $450

TOTAL MARKET VALUE: $945

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Everything but the Kitchen Sink Package

Everything but the Kitchen Sink Package

Get gussied up in your new Black Ural stone necklace and Russian shawl from Design by Spritzer. Why not gussy up your ride as well with a gift certificate to 1st Choice Automotive for vehicle detailing? Or trick out your bike with a gift certificate to Houston Cycling Centres? Now hightail it out of the house for some fun. Matter of fact, grab three of your buddies and head on down to Catastrophic Theatre's next production, American Falls by Miki Johnson. The four of you will also have a ball of a time at The Orange Show's 25th Annual Art Car Ball. Have even more fun with 4 tickets to Catastrophic's Tamarie Cooper's DOOMSDAY REVUE (The Greatest Musical Ever!). We bet you've worked up quite an appetite by now. Take your honey to Sunday Brunch at the Four Seasons. Woohoo!

Houston Cycling Centres gift certificate: $200; Art Car Ball tickets: $100 • Design by Spritzer necklace & shawl:$150; First Choice Automotive gift certificate: $150; Catastrophic tickets: $160; Sunday Brunch for two to the Four Seasons: $110

TOTAL MARKET VALUE: $870

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