Camp Catastrophic


The Catastrophic Theatre and our Fantastic Co-chairs

Paul Brockman & Scott Greenwood, Chet & Erin Farmer,
and Jared LeBlanc & Caroline Starry LeBlanc


One Night Only!

FRIDAY, MAY 2, 2014
8pm* - Midnight

at The SPJST LODGE #88
1435 Beall Street

Summer is fast approaching. Time to register for a summer camp like no other, CAMP CATASTROPHIC! Take a trip to an indoor wilderness, complete with campsites, make out tents, mess halls, ghost stories, movie night, arts & crafts, campfire sing-a-longs, and plenty of stuff lurking in the woods: brownies, boy scouts, survivalists, lumber jacks, dirty dancers, camp counselors, Big Foot, mountain men, happy campers, birds, bears, woodland nymphs, Blair witches, fairies, and of course, murderous psychopaths in hockey masks!

Gather round a fire with friends at your very own custom campsite! Sing loud and proud at our campfire sing-a-longs! Get crafty! Earn merit badges for the drinking of beers, shaking of your booty, and mastering the skill of pinecone decoration! Go crazy with costumes or just show up in jeans-anything goes!

Stuff your face in our mess hall with hot dogs, frito pies, s'mores and all sorts of camping inspired treats.

Catastrophic has a history of wild, rowdy, truly one of a kind, parties. Won't you join us?


*Special “Glamping” V.I.P. hour at 7pm for group campers at levels $500 and above. Enjoy the glamorous side of 
 camping complete with sparkling wines, delectable hors d’oeuvres, and special swanky arts & crafts. 

Click here to purchase tickets!

Single Tickets:

  • $50: Scout
    (single ticket presale, $60 after April 27)
  • $100: Happy Camper
    (single ticket plus care package)

VIP Groups (all group campers invited to a special “Glamping” Cocktail Hour from 7pm-8pm):

  • $500: Grizzly Bear
    (admission for 4 plus special V.I.P. hour and care packages)
  • $1500: Camp Counselor
    (admission for 10 plus special V.I.P. hour, care packages, and personal campsite)
  • $2500: Survivalist
    (all of the above plus deluxe care packages)
  • $5000: Troop Master
    (all of the above plus souvenir photos, and special treats)
  • $10,000: Big Foot
    (all of the above plus a glamorous tented campsite complete with champagne and your own private massage therapist)

Contact Tamarie Cooper at 713-522-2723 x5 or for more information about underwriting benefits.



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