Paradise Hotel

Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen — attention, please!

The play Paradise Hotel must be preceded by an announcement that may well prove disturbing to certain members of our audience.

But while no one desires to offend, this risk must be taken. All audiences must now be informed that this play, Paradise Hotel is not, in fact, Paradise Hotel, but is, in truth, a much more disturbing, and possibly illegal, play entitled Hotel Fuck.